Friday, March 31, 2006

Bus Riding Quito

One of the grand things about Ecuador in general and Quito in particular is its transportation system.

Buses are everywhere, come by most places frequently, and cost only 25 cents (USD). Of course there are some peculiarities about this system you have to get used to. For instance, all the busses have a myriad of signs plastered across the lower left windshield showing the various destinations each bus goes. However, you have to be careful, because different buses go to different destinations by varied routes. There is a conductor who stands by the door and yells out destinations, but sometimes you need to ask.

EXAMPLE: I’d just finished teaching a morning class. Since I was done teaching until that evening I decided to head home. I grabbed a bus tagged as “La Gasca”, the street I live on. Of course, the direct way to the hostel would be “up hill,” but I’d seen this bus go along La Gasca going “downhill”. I figured that I’d get home eventually, right?

Away we went. Past the Central Universidad, through the Tuneles, and for that matter we went over hill and over dale. The city started to wear away to muddy roads, dilapidated structures interspersed with plots of green corn. Empty field grazing miserable looking cows. And the bus was held up by a man trailing four small goats.

The bus twisted and turned through an astonishingly narrow series of turns on what was soon becoming a mountain track rather than a city street.

Of course, while we made our varied stops, on come the vendors. These people, young and old, come on and sing, chant really, a plea for the rider to buy what they offer. The first man was selling Salsa CDs; illegally copied I’m sure. Next was selling gum, Chiclets at a quarter a tiny box. They’d chant their spiel, hand out samples for riders to consider, chant more praise of their offering, then go back through the bus, picking the samples back up or taking money for the sales they made. Then they popped off the bus at the next stop.

We climbed one last hill, made another series of tight turns and stopped on a muddy hilltop. Here a decrepit building stood next to three empty buses. My bus heaved to a stop. The driver called for all passengers (myself and one young girl) to get out. We were ushered onto another bus to continue our trip.

Back down the narrow, muddy road and its sad looking buildings, miserable cows and the man and his goats. Back to the city streets, Los Tuneles, and then the bus turned onto the Occidental. More vendors came on, stop by stop, selling outdated valentines cards and caramels, chanting their pitches and collecting their change before hopping off.

And finally we’re off on La Gasca.
The trip, which normally takes 10-15 minutes by direct bus, lasted two hours. I was hungry and thirsty, happy for the adventure, but vowing never to do that again.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Very Funny

This tale begins the afternoon of Tuesday. I'm suddenly not feeling good. Head stomach, oh God this could get bad. Better not eat or I might have disastrous results.

One of my classes is to fill in for Matt who's begging off to see his glorious Arsenal Gunners side play Juventus in Champions League action. Both of the darlings fail to show so I wooze around the school feeling worse and worse.

Next a message gets to me from Annamaria. My 5:30 student is canceling. More time to laze around moaning.

Comes almost time for my 6:30 and I rush to the bathroom. For the next few minutes I am violently ill, expelling a vast amount of greyish liquid. Finally, I do my best to clean myself up, come out of the bathroom and there is my student, looking a bit perplexed at the sounds that must have been eminating from the bathroom.

Well, the class goes on. My student leaves and I immediately rush to the bathroom for a repeat performance of my earlier struggle to keep my insides from completely coming out. After I'm done I stagger out of the bathroom and sit heavily at the teacher's computer. Jody comes around and asks "was that YOU there in the bathroom? My God." My God is right.

I wait for Lisa. Justin comes by and gives me advice on Ecuadorian Doctors. Thebn on Lisa's arrival I ssslllooooowwwly walk to the corner, stopping once to again heave my empty guts into some convenient grass. We splurge on a taxi and I end up right in bed. Lisa busies about to set a bucket on the floor next to my side of the bed.

In the morning I can barely sit up and Lisa offers to take my 7:30 am class for me. Oh thank you Lisa!!!

I finally raise myself from the dead about 10:30. I'm weak as a newborn kitten but the bad stuff has passed. I still keep myself on a light diet, afraid that anything heavy or greasy would set me off on paths I did not want to go. I finally feel good enough to go to work, so off to school I go.

In the afternoon I again need to visit the bathroom, although for more normal reasons. The door is open so I merely grasp the side of the door to close it. Ready to leave I find...

No door knob.

There is no door knob on the door and I can't open it.

So I'm pounding on the door... anyone there, anyone there?

Finally I hear my wife's voice... "How did you do that?"

Lots of giggles, two screwdrivers and ten minutes later I am released from the bathroom amongst cheers and general applause.

Justin had said the door knob would be replaced when someone was locked inside the bathroom.

Good call, Justin.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

The Quito Rush

It always amazes me how many people you can get on a bus in Quito.

The sign at the front of the bus say maximum capacity 40 sitting and 44 standing.

At 6:30 in the morning, with all the students heading to school, and workers heading to work, finding a bus that is not crowded is, well, impossible.

Today, a bus on the route I needed slowed just enough for me to hop on. Now, I couldn't hop IN because the bus was too crowded. All I could do was stand in the open bus door, toes perched on the bottom step, both hands grasping in white knuckled fear to the hand grips while I dangled out of the bus. Fortunately, I spent only four blocks bouncing about outside the bus and dodging street signs. Then the bus stopped and a few souls departed the bus, enough that I could enjoy the luxury of actually standing in the second step of the door.